tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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myhead-itskillingme:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

yahoo is going to regret this decision here comes the smut

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

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laugh-addict:

Me: Ok, mom

5 minutes later…

Me: ………..Where’s my mom?

 

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